May 2013
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twerkingmajestically:
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.
March 2013
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February 2013
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September 2012
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July 2012
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June 2012
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“They should make Doritos in the shape of macadamias so I can fit more in my mouth!” sobbed Glen, as the sharp edges of the crisp triangle cut the sides of his mouth. The tasty, bright salt stung the new wound forming on his lip, though the taste was addictive. He winced, though the pain was not unbearable.
At long last he could handle the pain no more and wiped the flaky orange dust...
May 2012
3 posts
There once was a man from Los Angeles, who inherited his father’s hairy knees. To the barber he went, but not a dime was spent. Because he bought a chocolate bar and cried until his knee curls turned into razors, so he didn’t have to spend his money and became rich from selling razors to other really hairy men.
March 2012
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February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
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November 2011
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I forgot to post this - my Jinja Safari review... →
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October 2011
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My review of Big Scary @ Paddington Uniting Church →
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Writing a gig review for the band Big Scary next week. Is anyone here a fan? Or going to their Sydney gig? They’ve got some brilliant tunes!
September 2011
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